My Take on Fnord
In life, there are no accidents,
There are no such things as random encounters-
evrything happens for a reason.
Except Fnord, of course.
What IS Fnord?
It is and it isn't, and just by asking WHAT it is therein lies the answer.
Ask the Illuminati, ask a Christian
You'll get two different answers.
Ask two different Discordians, and you'll get a
Blank stare, perhaps
Or maybe a million different things that will leave
the stale crusts of bread on an otherwide perfect sandwich,
a coffee cup with carmelized coffee-sugar on the bottom,
A bright blue, cloudless sky that smiles as it drenches the earth,
A rabid rabbit,
A footless dancer,
A cat o' nine tails with five whip-tips,
A pair of five-inch, glittery purple heels,
A contradiction, a loop-hole
A lewd, offensive joke.